hmmm...

I hope y'all weren't out on the town getting drunk this weekend while celebrating Saint Patrick's Day. Why the heck haven't any of you posted? I don't want to make up stories as to why you haven't been, but I think I will.
Mom and Dad have to be relocated due to witness protection because they witnessed Clarissa in a covert operation for the ODOT. Clarissa hasn't been posting because of her top secret job and she is afraid she may slip and tell us something she is not supposed to.
Trina hasn't posted because she was really impregnated by an alien and is pretty embarrassed to just now be realizing that Adam is from another planet. Adam hasn’t posted because he has gone home to visit his real family on some planet in some galaxy far far away. He will be returning for the birth of his alien human mix.
Eric hasn’t posted not because he is busy but because he realized he really isn’t part of this family. Why would he want to continue relationships with whackos like any of us? Not to say he isn’t one. Laurel is relieved to know now that she isn’t related to any of us even through marriage. Stevie can’t type yet, and that is why he isn’t posting. Or is it because after filming that movie clip, the lizard turned around and ate him?
Jared is also working on top secret jobs for the government. He really is Acme-rent-a-hero, and rents out his wife and children for super hero jobs. They are all off saving the world, and so they don’t have time to post.
Tawnia just thinks that she is teaching at an elementary school. She is really in an insane asylum and gets to post on occasion and is on a strict schedule because of her random acts of violence.
Mindy is Tawnia’s doctor/counselor/woman in white coat to make sure Tawnia doesn’t push little kids off of trampolines into fireplaces anymore. Be careful Mindy.
Emily is the creator of the universe and is busy writing the apocalypse. So don’t make her mad.
Nathan is a ninja and doesn’t write all the time because he is busy training for some martial arts competition that no one can know about. Oh shoot… I just mentioned it… never mind.
Amanda is too busy playing computer games to post… oh… that’s true.

If I have offended anyone in posting this I am sorry. That was not my intent. I hope that all of you are safe and enjoying life.

Nathan